Imagine Wheatley being the security guard for Five Nights at Freddy’s.
oh, yep, ummm… the rabbit just escaped…but no worries! I’m sure he’ll kill only one… twenty people max. I have this all under control. Great, now where’s the fox gone?
i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me
Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.
Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.
I JUST LOST MY SHIT